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Everything Woke Turns to Shit Long Sleeve Tee

CHF 25.21

Big slogan. Bigger retro energy.

The Everything Woke Turns to Shit Long Sleeve Tee takes the message and gives it a full 1980s Miami treatment. Blazing yellow sunshine, palm trees, chrome lettering and bold retro styling made to stand out.

Printed on a classic midweight long sleeve, it features a regular fit, ribbed cuffs and taped neck and shoulders for a solid, comfortable everyday feel.

 All colours are 100% cotton, except grey, which is 90% cotton. The medium weight fabric works just as well on its own as it does layered when the weather cools down.

The design is printed using high quality DTG printing, where the ink is printed directly into the fabric rather than sitting on top like a heavy transfer. That means the print stays soft, flexible and breathable, with no thick plastic feel. 

This piece is bound to generate some great conversations.

Bold, unapologetic and unmistakably Staunch.

Select color: Red

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (6.0 oz)
  • Regular fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Everything Woke Turns to Shit Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
33 1/2
M
29
20
35
L
30
22
36 1/2
XL
31
24
38
2XL
32
26
39 1/2
3XL
33
28
39 1/2
4XL
34
30
40
5XL
35
32
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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